This knife looks kinda scary... Did it belong to a survivalist or a serial killer? And why is it only half-buried? Did someone try to hide it, or did the woods try to claim it?
You’re the edgy sort who enjoys dark humor and likes to scare people for fun. You’re not really a bad person, you just have a restlessness in your soul caused by harsh reality. You wish you had someone to talk to, someone who truly understands you.
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